心灵感应

昨天我心情不好，Jordan竟然可以感应到。晚上睡觉的时候，不停爬起来问我：妈咪，你做什么？
很神奇，整间房间是黑漆漆的，他根本看不见我的表情，也听不到我说话，他竟然可以感应到妈咪不开心。。只是因为他是我的儿子。。于是我问他，
我：Jordan啊，你爱妈咪多一点，还是爱爸爸多一点？
Jordan：爱妈咪多一点！
我：为什么Jordan会爱妈咪多一点的？平时妈咪问你，你会跟妈咪讲你爱妈咪，爸爸，婆婆，公公，还有弟弟。为什么现在会爱妈咪多一点的？
Jordan：现在我只是爱妈咪吧了！！
我很感动，在我失落的时候，Jordan这句话就好像帮我打了一支强心针。我不懂Jordan长大后会不会孝顺我，但在这一刻，我知道Jordan真的很爱我！！

K says Ke as in Kite

Papa has bought Jordan a Kite, he always says it as K says Ke as in Kite, phonics that he learned from his class. Dont really know how to fly it, did it by his papa, and hand over to him... they played it at the playground, almost at the end of the session, he didnt hold on to the string tightly and let go the bottle that attached to the string, and that is his luck to the first fly away kite.... Gong-gong and papa also cant help to chase back his kite... wahahhaha... and Jordan returned home sadly with his fly away kite...

Recycle Mail Box

We have so many bills each month, and paste on the magnet board. However there are too many, and we always forgot which one has paid which has not... (hehe... v forgetful ya..) So I do a recycle mail box with 2 compartments; 1 compartment for bills to pay, and the other one for filing.. Hope this really helps in sort things out..

Arts and Craft

Jordan is having his long school holiday now, he is bored everyday. So I got him something to do... something I wish he can learn, and enjoy to do... I got him to re-do his photo frame. We bought those wooden frame from Ikea, I got him to paint it and put up some sticker to make it his creation... hope he enjoys and learns... of cos Mommy does help him and guide him along.

Genting

我们将要去Genting， Jordan梦寐以求的theme park。。。但他整天在咳嗽，很多东西想吃，妈咪都不让他吃，于是妈咪就讲去Genting的时候什么都可以吃，所以现在要快快好。。。
我：Jordan， 你去到Genting一定什么game都要玩的。。
Jordan：玩什么啊玩，我去Genting那边吃东西的。。。
Jordan：玩，玩，玩，妈咪你真是气死我啦！
哈哈哈哈。。。。

Bird Bird 的故事

我问Jordan。。。
我：Jordan啊，为什么你的bird bird不会飞的？
Jordan：因为我的bird bird粘住我了嘛，粘到我的身体，然后到头上去。
哈哈。。
我：那为什么外面的bird bird会飞的？
Jordan：因为那些是小鸟bird bird嘛，我的是shh-shh的bird bird。。。
哈哈哈！！！

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I asked Jordan: Jordan, why your bird bird donno how to fly?
Jordan: Bcos my bird bird attached to my body, then all the way to my head mah...
hahahah....
Me: why those bird bird outside can fly?
Jordan: Bcos those are "xiao-niao" (bird in Mandarin) bird bird, mine is shh-shh bird bird mah...
hahaha!!!!

因为你爱我啊？

坐在车上，我怕Jordan冷，于是摸一摸他的手。。。
Jordan：妈咪，你做什么摸我？因为你爱我啊？
哈哈哈。。。这个Jordan真是cute！

Recycle recycle..

I want to display Jordan's homework so badly at home, as some of his art and work are really cute. Even though it is kinda messy for a 4 yrs-old, but but but... it is really cute to put them at his area. mm.... but how to do with it, there are simply too many of them.. yes, I should use the old calendar again...

This is how I do it, I tear all the pages away, and leave the hard card board, stick his homework on it. good huh, simple and zero cost.





Besides that, I also use them to put some printed photo and Jordan's sticker... useful!

Jordan Final Assessment

Jordan finish his final assessment... he was actually quite last minute... haha... as he is too playful n forgetful. He tends to forget what he learns if he dont practise it regularly.... so Mommy got to train him during the week of his exam loh... wat to do... Locked him inside the room, off TV. shout, scold, ... anything that u can think of.. haha....

here's his result...



Maths he got 100%... What a surprise to Mommy, hehe...
And Mandarin, he got 92%...



this is the careless mistake he made..




English he score 92% too.. He is not good in Marking the vowels, and lost his marks there..

Lego Dog House

Jordan ask me to do his dog a dog house by using card board.. wah lau, he tot his mommy so talented meh... so I decided to use his lego set to do him...

Kids Area

The kids area is too messy, u know la, I have 2 active boys, what do u expect? This minute u clear and tidy up stuffs, the next minute they will mess them up for u. so... i decided to move their cabinet (which initially meant for their cloth, kekeke...) down, so that the living hall looks better and neater now... (hopefully..)

娜奴娃

Jordan's first performance in life - 娜奴娃 on the 30th of October 2010. He was so excited throughout the whole session. I think he might think that it was a game rather than a performance.

He doesn't really know how to dance actually, because he is quite tall, he was at the last row, and all that I could see was he was almost the last one to follow the team. haha.... cute!!

弟弟，你爱我吗？

在教弟弟说爱妈咪，我也教哥哥问弟弟爱他吗。。。
Jordan一直以来都爱问我爱他吗：妈咪，你爱我吗？我爱你哦。。
于是。。。。
我：Jordan，你问弟弟爱你没有。。
Jordan：弟弟，你爱我吗？我不爱你哦。。
哈哈哈。。。omg，这个Jordan,真的是给他笑死我。。

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While teaching di-di to say he loves me, I also teach Jordan to ask his di-di loves him or not..
Jordan likes to ask me whether I love him or not : Mommy, you love me or not, I love you wor...
then...
Me: Jordan ah, you ask di-di loves you or not..
Jordan: di-di, you love me or not? I dont love you wor...
haha... omg, this Jordan is so noti, I laugh till no ends, hahaha....

爱，爱

13个月的恒恒要学说话了，他会指东指西，跟我们讲一大堆他的bb话。我们明白哦。
例如他的pacifier，他会说成：dui-dui。 他要丢东西他会说：丢丢。。。
看见flower他会说：wah-wer。。。。 嘻嘻嘻。。。
现在我在训练他说他爱妈咪。。
我：恒恒，你爱妈咪吗？
恒：爱，爱。。。
哈哈哈。。。好cute是不是。。

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Julian is 13 months now, and he is learning how to talk. He will talk to us in his bb's talk, we can understand ... eg. when he wants his pacifier, he will say: dui-dui.. when he wants to throw something, he will say: diu-diu... He sees flower, he will say: wah-wer.... hehe...
I am teaching him now how to say he loves me.
Me: Hern-hern, you loves mommy or not?
Julian: ai-ai... (love-love)
haha... cute isit..

Oasis Hydrating Treatment 8杯水

其实对市面上的产品也不是很有好感，尤其是我这种超敏感的肌肤，试了样样产品的不能，我也试得很‘闲’。不过，既然可以拿staff price, 好啦，就买它回家试试。 我的旧同事说可以当做mask来用。ok，我就干脆把它当mask用，反正我的mask已经用完一段日子。

哇，还真不错，用了之后感觉脸润润的，好像宝贝肌肤那样哦，真的是有意想不到的惊喜，哈哈。。。如果你也想当成mask来用，记得把它放冰箱，敷在脸上冰冰凉凉，很有减压的效力。涂厚厚的一层在脸上，等10至15分钟，抹掉剩余的，不用洗水，直接涂上你的润肤霜既可。

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Have another new products to introduce. haha.... new to me, but have been quite some times in the market. This "8 cups water" as used in the Mandarin advertisement, has been very famous since they are using the popular HKG artist Yong-Yee as spokeperson. But to me, a super allergy skin person, I do not response to any ad like this. But since I can get staff price, I thought might as well I give it a try.

I did it like my ex-colleague recommended me, use it as mask.. hey, I like it instantly. My skin feel so soft and smooth after I apply. If you want to use it as mask, please keep it cold in fridge. After your normal cleansing steps, apply a thick layer onto your face, it is very relaxing as it is cold. After 10 to 15 minutes, wipe it off, and apply your moisturiser like normal.

龙的传人

到底什么是龙的传人?我这里有几个不懂什么是龙的传人的龙的传人，真令人觉得他们很可笑。
那些不懂什么是龙的传人的龙的传人，连完整的一句广东话也说不出来，更别说什么是标准华语。什么中国文化，hello，我怕连中国在那里他还不懂。不懂得欣赏自己民族文化的人，会因为自己是华人而感到骄傲吗？会因为自己的语言而骄傲吗？哦，就怕连‘鬼佬’也要说得一口流利的华语，欣赏中国民族文化，他也不懂得自愧不如也，哀哉。
那你们这群黄皮肤的鬼佬，为什么要学人家送孩子去华小呢？让个位子出来，还有很多人要那个宝贵的位子。既然你不懂得欣赏中国文化，学华文对你或者你的下一代来说也是没有意义，别浪费大家的时间吧。

成功

看见我一个朋友的blog，不明白为什么别人可以那么成功。她是我的一个旧同事，做designer的。几年前已经没有做工，在家照顾孩子。但是，她这个家庭主妇可真的是十分成功。做家庭主妇也做到上报纸。放了她那个美丽的家的设计和她的家人上报纸，威水吧？！
她很能干，可以亲手做很多东西。可以车窗帘，把旧家具反新，好像刚买回来一样。可以做衣服，车手袋，做蛋糕。。。真的很行。
为什么别人做家庭主妇也能那么成功啊？？好厉害哦。要知道她是谁啊？http://pearandthebabes.blogspot.com

Channel 2.55

听到Channel这个品牌，就让我联想起那些非富即贵一族。那天，和香港的表妹chat，她说香港的女子不流行LV，或Gucci了。她们拿的是Channel，2万一个，wah lau eh。。。。没拿Channel上街，好像怕被人看不起，拿了就觉得自己身份升值了。。。

我在想，马来西亚的女性几时也会变成那样呢？现在，街上的女子拿的多是LV，Gucci，Coach。。随时都会有‘撞BAG’ 的危险。。我想，可以负担的起的，或是celeb一定不选这些品牌，要来一个Channel或Hermes咯。。。。

Channel 2.55，10千一个啊！！心疼死咯！！

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I was chatting with my cousin in HKG the other day, she told me nowadays HKG gals like to carry Channel, they dont fancy LV or Gucci anymore.. wah lau eh, 1 unit is 20k HKG dollar, ok la, they can afford it, for them, it is only their 1 mth salary....

I think if Malaysian can afford that, perhaps many woman could have carry Channel. As there are too many LV, Gucci and Coach walking along the street or malls, and you can easily bump into the same bag, malu.... Datin or Celeb would take Channel or Hermes rather than cought into 'malu' situation right...

But Channel wor, 10k for a bag, gosh... sakit hati!!

早点回来

自从我和Jordan讲了我不做工，他以为我可以现在就不用上班了。小孩那里明白要serve notice这回事呢。
Jordan：妈咪，我Monday没有读书，你是不是也在家陪我，没有做工？
我：不能啊Jordan, 妈咪还要做工3个星期。Jordan放假的时候，妈咪就可以在家陪你了。
Jordan：但是，我现在要你在家陪我。。
我：放假的时候，放假妈咪陪你。
Jordan：那样你要早点回来陪我。要好像那个uncle auntie那样早点回到家的。。。
oh my god，我的Jordan真的长大了。他真的什么都懂。连别人的爸爸妈妈放工回家比他的爸爸妈妈早，他也懂。听了他的话，心里好酸，好想立刻可以陪他。
朋友跟我说，小孩子是这样的，但是很快他们就可以熟习新的环境。我们应该放开手，让他们独立。看来，要真正学习放开的人是我，而不是孩子。孩子乖，只是自己不乖而已。

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Since I told Jordan I wont work and would accompany him everyday, he thought I can be with him from now. Kids dont understand what is serving notice mah...
Jordan: Mommy, Monday I dont have school, are you also not working, accompany me at home?
Me: Cannot... Mommy still have to work for 3 more weeks, during Jordan's school holiday, Mommy will be accompany you at home.
Jordan: But I want you to be at home now..
Mommy: School holiday Mommy will be accompanying you.
Jordan: Then you have to come home early ah... like uncle auntie next door...

omg... Jordan has grow up, he can even understand other parents reach home earlier than his parents. I feel so heart sick after I heard what he said.
My gf told me kids are like that, but they can adapt to new environment very fast. We should let go, so that they will be more independent. Looks like the one who needs to learn independent is Mommy, not Jordan.

洗头望明月

我得空就会教Jordan背诗。最经典的‘床前明月光，疑是地上霜。。’那里可以少。。
我：哎哟，妈咪头发很痒，等下要洗头。。
Jordan：洗头望明月啊，妈咪？
哈哈哈。。。这个孩子。。

工作不工作

再拿起自己写的工作篇来读。。。到底是怎样一回事了，工作辞了，休息半年多，再工作，然后现在又再辞去。。。哈哈，自己也顶不顺自己，到底是怎么搞的。。。。
我也不想再为自己多做解释，反正别人眼中看来解释即是掩饰。我做什么也只有需要像自己交代，不必理会别人那么多啦。。
人生不是应该这样不羁一点点才会完美一些些吗？。。哈哈。。看来，我的人生愈来愈接近完美了！！嘻嘻。。

我要妈咪陪我

开工不到一个月，家人每个轮流生病，最后连自己也病了。于是，我又来了个重大的决定，又辞职了。我问Jordan。。。
我：Jordan，你要妈咪在家陪你，还是要妈咪出去做工赚钱买东西给你？
Jordan：我要妈咪陪我！
我：但是妈咪没有钱买玩具给你的喔。。
Jordan：不用啦，我还有那个Bus啊，那个car car玩嘛。。。
好可爱的Jordan哦，我大力把他抱紧，kiss他不停！！

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Start work less than 1 mth, my family members all took turn to get sick. I was so heart sick and cant concentrate at work, so... I have made another big decision. I decided to stop work again, and be with my kids for the time-being... I asked Jordan..
Me: Jordan, you want Mommy to stay at home with you, or you want Mommy to work and earn money to buy you toys?
Jordan: I want Mommy to stay at home with me!
Me: Then Mommy cannot buy toys for you as Mommy has no money.
Jordan: Never mind la, I still have the bus, and the car-car to play mah...
Jordan is so cute, I hugged him tight...

在这里

Jordan讲话一直以来都十分出人意表。那天他的爸爸去Johor做工，和他讲电话。
爸爸：Jordan，你在做什么？
Jordan：我要睡觉了。
爸爸：那你现在在那里？
Jordan：在这里咯！
哈哈哈。。。。对啊，不是在这里，应该在那里？哈哈哈。。。

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Jordan was on the phone with his papa...
Papa: Jordan, what are u doing now?
Jordan: I want to sleep oredi.
Papa: then where are u now?
Jordan: I am here la..
hahah.... very true, if not here then where suppose to be? haha....

出麻

恒恒做一岁生日，本来以为开开心心，那里懂他却生病了，还要是发高烧那一个。整个Party他很不开心，看到人家叫他，他就哭。然后不肯下地上玩，一直要我们抱住他。。过了2天，他的烧还是不能退去，于是我们便带他去验血，医生说他感染virus，要换antibiotics。。那里懂，吃了新的antibiotics一天，就出得整身都是假麻。还没去打麻疹的疫苗，就出假麻了。和哥哥Jordan小时候一样，还未打水豆疫苗就出水豆。。。昨天，他的假麻终于退完了，真是开心看见他又和往常一样可以玩可以吃。
孩子就是妈咪的心肝宝贝，他有事比自己有事难受千千万万倍。孩子们，你们要答应妈咪要乖乖长大。只要看见你们健健康康，开开心心，妈咪已经心满意足了。

Posietint

又有好产品要介绍了，又是Benefit的。看来我也很support这品牌，用了还不忘要在自己的blog介绍一下。它的大名叫Posietint，是腮红，液状的。很好用，上了一整天都不掉色，不像普通的粉状或膏状，一会儿就要再补粉，很麻烦。这个真的要用卸妆液才能把它清除。Posietint是浅色的，适合较白皙的肌肤。如果是较黑的肌肤，那就要用Benetint。试试吧，包你满意！

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I found another good product from Benefit, haha.... yes, it's Benefit again, I didnt write wrongly here. It's name is Posietint, it is a blusher but in water form, it is very long lasting, will stay on your face for the whole day, and can be removed by make up remover only. So, you need not re-apply your blusher after your face gets oily in the hot sunny day. Cool huh, give it a try, I am sure you will fall in love with it!.... opps, forgot to tell u, if you have a darker skin tone, then u should go for Benetint which will look better on you.

工作

很快的，我又休息了半年。半年里，我领悟到许多的事。第一件事就是，半年没工作没入息，到了这个年纪，心里其实是很没安全感的，养老金都没储蓄到，那边又用去了。所以，没有一定的养老金千万别学人家提早退休，除非真的是逼不得已。
另外，原来在家不工作真的不是那么好受，尤其是一天到晚要对着自己的爸妈，一点点小事就看不顺眼，天天都会脸臭臭受场。当然不是我在脸臭臭，是那老妈子，那当然啦，没有了入息，又没有多於的钱能给她。要她顾孩子，有时自己跑去做下facial，或修修甲，她就不喜欢了。不能怪她啦，将心比心，她一定在想，自己又没做工，不顾孩子，还跑去做爱做的事，要我来顾孩子。。。我还口大大和朋友讲，我没做工了，有多点时间，会找你们喝茶吃饭的。。嘿，谁知道老妈她那么脸臭臭，我那敢找朋友啊？？真的是对不起啦朋友们。
再说，不工作等老公给钱那个才不好受啊，别以为很幸福哦，个个月出粮的时候，要看脸色，你老板出粮给你当然给点脸色你看啦，要你继续好好贡献嘛，今天做的比昨天更好啊。如果我的薪水是不相伯仲的话，我可是要忍下去，但不是的话，就不用再忍咯。
算来算去，在家不工作却没有人懂得appreciate我，孩子还小，不懂什么是appreciation，我还是出去打工比较好，虽然没有得陪孩子那么多，但是这么年轻的我，还是趁还有工作的能力好好储蓄多一点钱，不要老来徒悲伤啦。

出牙

恒恒在差4天到11个月大的时候才出第一颗牙，哈哈。。。好迟的牙牙，现在是11个月的第2星期，他才有2颗牙，都是生在下方的。以前Jordan在6个月开始出牙，到了11个月，他已经满口牙了。但是恒恒迟出牙也好啦，因为哥哥现在还未满4岁，已经天天喊牙痛了，乳牙很快又说要掉咯。。

恒恒吃French Fries

小小年纪的恒恒就要吃French Fries，真的是笑死我们全部人。我们在McDonald吃些小吃，order了French Fries，倒在tray里，他看见，赶快拿起手去拿一条，然后放进嘴巴，开始他人生中的第一条French Fries，哈哈。。。是的，真的是很不健康，但看到他吃的津津有味，又有谁舍得把他的抢走呢。真的好cute!!

非富即贵

搬来Kota Kemuning差不多9个月，因为bb小妈妈累，工作地部又远的关系，我辞去自己的工作，暂时来个悠长假期。每天载Jordan去上课，然后去学瑜伽，不如就是找间mamak档或在麦当劳吃早餐。久了我发觉很多Kota Kemuning的人都是非富即贵。当然，我是例外。
先说我的瑜伽课好了，去学瑜伽的女人或Auntie们，每天早上都轻轻松松，载了孩子上课，或买了菜就来学瑜伽。然后，口里每天都挂着要去那旅行这旅行，买这个买那个，玩股票炒外币买信托，日子过得悠悠闲闲，每天脸上都挂着欣慰的笑容。
再说麦当劳里坐着的一班不懂是上班族还是老板级的uncle们，天天戴着电脑在麦当劳吃早餐wifi，有的看来是在准备下一个meeting，会一会顾客，穿着西装打着tie，有的却穿着短裤polo tee，该不是要见顾客吧，哪来那么多的时间上班时间不上班，还不是口袋满满，做不做也罢。
还有还有，那些看是跑完早步的太太，一大班坐在那边闲聊。再不是，就是那些台湾来的太太群，拿着名牌包包戴着劳力士，讨论那里有好的吃，那里有新地部可以度日。每个看来非富即贵，不是富婆也不会差到那里去。在这边住了下来，也觉得自己多了一点贵气，少了一些对生活的怨气，节奏慢了半拍，步伐也像慢了下来。
喂喂喂，发完白日梦咯！孩子哭啦！你？？还有排才可以称得上是非富即贵！

罚站

恒恒愈来愈坏蛋，于是那天我把他罚站。哈哈。。。好cute hor，才10个月就被妈咪罚。他站住身体靠着墙壁，不敢动，然后一直呱呱叫，还有摇头表示他不要罚站，要坐下。。哈哈，好cute。。再罚多几次，他不怕咯，单脚站住，另外一个脚踢我，嚷住要坐下，我想等到他会走了，罚站再也行不通，他一定偷走！

大个仔咯！

我的Jordan，哎哟，我真的是被他的动作吓了一下。。。
今天带他去mamak档，他吵着要我的nescafe，那里可以给这么小的孩子喝nescafe。。。我当然不给他啦。。然后他说要100plus，我跟他讲要就自己叫，于是他。。
Jordan：Excuse Me，I want 100 plus No Ice!!!
wah lau eh....
那些mamak档的waiter听不到，他于是走进档口一点，大喊
Jordan：Excuse Me，I want 100 plus No Ice!!!
wah，真的beh-tahan！

Bird Bird起身了

Jordan一早起身，我帮他脱pad pad。他指着自己的bird bird。。
我：做什么。。
Jordan：我的bird bird起身了。
我：你叫他回去啦！
Jordan：不要啦！
哈哈哈!!
小男孩就是这样，恒恒也是小小的baby也会摸自己的bird bird。。朋友都说这是正常，她们的小男孩也是小小年纪就觉得自己的bird bird很好玩，可能是天性吧。。

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Jordan woke up in the morning, I help him to take out his pad-pad. He pointed at his bird-bird...
Me: Why?
Jordan: My bird-bird wake up oredi...
Me: You ask him to go back la!
Jordan: Dont want la!
hahaha....
boy is a boy is a boy. Julian also like to play with his bird-bird even though he is just a bb.. my gf say this is common. Her boy also play with bird-bird since young... LOL!

无声胜有声

最近好像没什么东西写，也好，有时真的是无声胜有声，以不变应万变。。。

Jordan也少了笑话，孩子慢慢长大了，笑话和昨天的都差不多，也不必大事小事都记录，别人会以为我是个kiasu妈咪呢。。。

他最近爱问的话是：妈咪，你爱我吗？我爱你哦！。。(so cute) 而且是不停的问哦。

他也很爱说‘老人精’的话，模仿大人嘛。昨天我要他换睡觉衣，
我：举起双手
他说：我不要。。。（赖皮嘛！）
我：快点快点！
他最后把双手举起，然后说：哪，我举起双手了，来，换衣服啦！
wahlau。。。好大人的feel哦。。

写字

Jordan最进很有问题，他很怕写字。在学校，老师要全部学生拿出笔学写刚刚教的字，他连笔也不拿出来，只是坐着什么也不做。老师投诉他很多次，有时好一点，老师去到他的位子，抓住他的手，说几句好话劝他写，他会勉强写一两个字。不是的话，他就哭个不停，嚷着不要写字。
在家也一样，把homework带回来，很难才可以劝到他做功课。更惨的是，我发现他睡觉发梦也说：我不要写字。。。做妈妈的我听了都心酸酸。
有些亲戚朋友说，4岁小朋友吧了，不要逼得他太紧，以免长大了会有阴影。但一些朋友老师却说，3岁定80，4岁他不爱写字，5岁他也同样拒绝写字，6岁更不用说，上了小学，that is！老师根本不会有时间每个小孩去教，你要写不要写，他们根本顾不了那么多，到最后不爱写字的小朋友就变成了愈来愈差的学生。
做妈妈的我真的是进退两难，束手无策。有谁能够教一教我，到底要怎样教导自己这顽固的孩子对写字有兴趣呢。。

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Jordan has problem recently, he doenst want to write. At kindi, when teacher ask all students to take out their pencil to write, he would just sit still and not doing anything. Sometimes when teacher go to him and hold his hand, he will entertain and write 1 -2 words. Otherwise, he will cry and yell and doesnt want to write. Teacher complained him many times.

At home, if he brought back his homework, it's very hard for me to ask him to take them out to do. The worst scenario is I found that he was talking in his dream: I dont want to write. I was so heart sick when I heard that.

My relatives told me, he is just 4 years-old, dont need to force him to write, just let it be. But some of my gf and teachers would say, if he doesnt like to write in 4 yrs-old, he will be the same when he reach 5 or 6 yrs-old. And when he goes to Primary School.... that is! Teachers will not have time to go through one by one, it's your own matter when you want to learn or not.
Being a mother, I m so lost, I dont want to force Jordan to write, I dont want to create him a phobia, but I dont want him to dislike study when he grow up also... What should I do??

心态的问题

有一个女人，她的丈夫来马来西亚公干, 她跟随她的丈夫过来住.她十分不习惯,常常埋怨,吃的又不好，睡得又不好，她终于顶不顺了，然后回她自己的国家。回去了，也不见得很好。终于，她爸爸说的一句话改变了她的想法。他说，有两个人从高处往下跳，一个人看见了地上一大堆的垃圾，他觉得这地球真可悲。另一个人看见天空白云，他认为这世界真美好。这地球是一样的，只是每个人看的角度不一样吧了。
这女人终于明白了这道理，她又来到了马来西亚，这一次，她觉得吃的样样也好，玩的睡的住的都很好。地方依旧，只是心态改变了，一切都变得更美好！

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A woman follows her hubby to Malaysia who work here. She doesnt really used to the culture here, and always complain that she cant eat and sleep well. Finally, she decided to go back to her home country. However, this doesnt change her to be a happier person, until once her father enlighten her with a story... 2 men jump from high, and 1 man sees a pile of rubbish, he feels very depressed as he thinks that the world is very dirty. The other man can see the sky is full with cloud, and he thinks that this is a beautiful world.... The world is the same, the problem is only lies on the different angle you look at things.

She finally understands this is her problem, she decided to return to Malaysia. This time, she is happier, she thinks that Malaysia food is very nice, people here are warm, and everything surrounded her are just perfect!

Everything is still the same, however with different perspective, the world can change from the worst to the best.

讨厌

Jordan的爸爸去Johor就要喝酒，我习惯说：爸爸很讨厌，一去Johor就喝酒。
那天Jordan很坏蛋，
我：Jordan，你很讨厌的，坏蛋到要死。
Jordan：har，我很讨厌啊？我去喝酒啊？
哈哈哈。。。真的是童言无忌！

摇头

恒恒不会说话，但他会摇头说‘不’，嘻嘻，好可爱。他9个月了，许多事也例懂一二。不给他玩的东西，把他抢回来，他会捉住，然后摇头，代表他不肯给回我们，哈哈！
嘿，差一点忘了记下他那天和他哥哥骂架的威水事哦，好厉害！那天Jordan在看戏，恒恒跑去摸电视，Jordan很生气，然后喊"NO！不可以！"。这弟弟可威水咯，他大大声喊 “啊！！！！” wah lau，跟他哥哥骂过！哥哥再来一声 "NO！不可以！"。恒恒也不认输，再喊“啊！！！！” 哇，很精彩！才9个月的小家伙会跟哥哥骂架，真不懂几时骂到老。。。以后真的"有排闹”。

拍手

恒恒快要到9个月的时候学会了拍拍手，好可爱哦！有一天我们在家唱karaoke，他哥哥Jordan拿起麦克风唱：Do A Deer A Female Deer... 恒恒听了很开心，举起双手拍拍拍。
他会把手举得和他的头一样高，然后整个脸也往上仰，看着双手来拍也，真的很cute！

谈天

Jordan问完了结婚的问题，然后他爸爸跑进来，
爸爸：喂Jordan，为什么你还没有睡觉？你跟妈咪谈天啊?
爸爸：你们在谈什么天？
Jordan：我们在谈我们的天啦！
哈哈。。。

结婚

临睡前，我和Jordan在床上谈天。。。
Jordan：妈咪，爸爸跟妈咪结婚啊？
我：是咯，爸爸跟妈咪结婚，然后生了Jordan，又生了弟弟咯。
Jordan：哦，是啊。。。
过了一会儿。。。
Jordan：又生了婆婆。。。然后又生了公公啊。。。
哇哈哈哈哈！！！
小孩真的很好奇，想象空间也很大，真的是好可爱！

开心

Jordan第二学期开学到现在，每天上学还是哭。我劝过也骂过，真的不懂要用什么办法。。。那天和他谈天。
我：Jordan你开心吗？
Jordan：我开心。
我：Jordan,你去school开心吗？
Jordan：不开心。
我：为什么你不开心？
我：你要想着自己很开心的，那么你就会开心，你知道吗？
Jordan不说话。。
我：Jordan想着自己开心，然后去school就会开心。。Jordan开心就不会哭哭哭。。
Jordan还是不说话。。
我：Jordan不会哭哭哭，妈咪就会开心，然后妈咪就会买很多东西给他的。。
Jordan终于开腔了。。
Jordan：妈咪，我现在开心了，你买东西给我啦！
Oh My God!

咳嗽

Jordan咳嗽了一个多月到现在还不会好。每天晚上他都会问我
Jordan：妈咪，为什么我的咳嗽到现在还不会好的？
听到了都心酸。。。不懂Jordan是不是知道妈咪心酸酸，那天他用英文来问我，给我开心一下。。
Jordan：妈咪，why my coughing cannot 。。。 cannot。。。好？
我：哈哈哈。。。
我笑得很大声。
Jordan：啊，妈咪，我讲错话了啊？
哈哈哈。。。
Jordan有时也真cute。

大象的故事

老师说了个真人真事给我们分享。一只小象从小到大就给一个马戏团收养训练，小小就把他绑在一棵大树下。他从来就不懂逃脱，也不会想去看外面的世界。6年后，小象长大变成了大象也是一直被绑在树下。
有一天，马戏团大火，全部人及动物被烧死，大象也是，其实他已经长大了，他有一定的能力挣脱大树而逃跑，但他却不会，而被大火烧死。
这故事是跟我们说，我们从小到大都在同一个环境生长，我们的潜意识早已被定位，有很多事情明明自己做得到，但也会误以为做不到或没有信心去做。打个比喻，有一对夫妻，老婆喜欢把喝不完的汤放隔夜，第二天弄热再吃，老公不喝，他说汤是不能隔夜喝的。在偶然的情况下，老婆发觉原来家婆从小到大都灌输孩子这个“汤不能隔夜喝”的观念，所以老公就不喝隔夜汤了。
所以说，一些我们从小到大都做或一些因家庭背景而养成的习惯或信念不是一定对的。每个人都应该放开怀抱去接受新的事物及挑战，不要小看自己的适应能力及学习能力。

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My yoga teacher told us another real story... An elephant was brought up by a circle, and he was tied at a big tree since young. After 6 years, he has grown up to be a big elephant, but still tied under the tree. One day, the circle caught in fire, and the elephant was burn and died. He could actually run away as he is big enough to escape from the big tree.

The story is to tell us that we could not think like the elephant. All of us are brought up in a certain way, and we are subconsciously think that what we do and think are right. We are too comfortable with our life, and never prepare to change it anyway.

Never under estimate yourself, you wont know you can do beyond your capability until you try it!

Julian爬爬

Julian现在是8个月4个星期，他会爬了，但整个身体还不会拿起来，爬到好像游泳那样，哈哈。。到底他几时才能把身体移起来爬呢？好心急的妈妈。。

Potato Salad

yk, finally, I tried this recipe from you, after so so so long... not lazy la, just that I cant find the sauce. So, in the end I use the original salad sauce rather than potato salad sauce or sour cream. haha... But my hubby like it wor, he say the taste can match, thanks ya my bestEST fren!

Pillow

在车里，我和Jordan闲聊，然后问他
我：Jordan，how old are u?
Jordan不会回答。
我：Mommy ask u: How old r u, Jordan should say: I am 4 years-old. 知道吗？
Jordan：哦。。。
我：Jordan, how old are u?
Jordan: I am 4 years-old, dont bring the pillow to school already.
hahaha....
Jordan第二学期开学，每天都哭，每天都要带他的臭包包去上学，以上那句话一定是他的teacher讲的，然后他不知觉讲回出来，哈哈。。。真是不懂好笑还是好气。

成绩

Jordan的mid-term考试成绩出炉了，wah lau，他的English和maths拿100分，Chinese拿96分。真想不到喔。他虽然整天讲一些很大人的笑话，别人还以为我作故事。但他不喜欢读书写字，每天都要打要骂才可以把功课做完。万万也想不到，期中考他会考“A”回来。本来以为他考到“B”我也很安慰了。真的不能看小一个4岁小孩的学习能力。 希望他以后在读书学习的成长路上不用我担心，我已经很欣慰了。

哭

最近Jordan没有笑话听，他每天都在哭。中期假过了，他又回到老样子，一去到学校就哭。第一天开学他哭到吐，吐到学校的kakak要抹地。第二天，他一到学校又哭，那个kakak赶快拿了个桶放在他前面，怕他又吐到满地都是，哎，真是pai-seh。
老师叫全部学生拿笔出来，他也要哭一场，叫他翻开书，他也哭，是也哭，不是也哭。老师也拿他没办法，我也拿他没办法。看来都是要等他自己开窍了。。

Milo

去shopping，大家都口渴了，爸爸买了杯ice milo给Jordan喝。
爸爸：Jordan，给爸爸喝一口，可以吗？
Jordan：不要啦，你饱了嘛！
哈哈。。。

会关心人的Jordan

在成长的路上，Jordan渐渐学会了关心别人。。

关心弟弟：
弟弟习惯拿到什么都放进他的口，所以我们会洗了再抹干净给他。
那天Jordan看见婆婆给弟弟一个碟玩，Jordan紧张得问：婆婆，你洗了吗？你洗了吗？

关心表弟：
公公生日，邀请了Jordan的表哥表弟过来吃蛋糕庆祝。恒恒弟弟看到全部人在吃，也要吃一份，于是跑去抢小表哥那碟面，哈哈。。小表哥很生气，大大声喊妈咪求救，然后要哭。。Jordan快快跑过去安慰他的表弟。
Jordan：你不要哭啊，不要紧啊，我等下骂他啊。。。
哈哈。。。

当然，Jordan欺负弟弟的故事多得是，pai-seh pai-seh，但他正处于这最敏感的年纪，忽然间多了个弟弟来争宠，心里当然会不平衡，他能慢慢学会爱护他的弟弟已是个小成就。。

八坐爬

8个月第1个星期，恒恒学会爬了，但是是坐着爬。。坐在一个地方，他可以用他的小屁股和脚，帮自己坐着慢慢移到另一个他想去的地方。。嘻嘻，很可爱！

长大

长大对一个小孩来说是怎么一会事？对Jordan来说，他有着以下的想法。。。

长大一：
爸爸和他谈天说地，谈到做工赚钱。。
爸爸：Jordan你会做工赚钱吗？
Jordan：等我长大了先！

长大二：
Jordan学校假期，他在家百无聊赖，我看他闷得很，带他去Sunway Pyramid走走，他很开心。
我：Jordan，妈咪带你来玩，你开心吗？
Jordan：妈咪，等我长大了，我带妈咪来玩啊！

长大三：
我载着Jordan，到了toll，他要拿我的smart tag 来过toll，手不够长的他，于是smart tag scan不过，
我：你看，都叫你不要玩咯，现在过不到了咯！
Jordan：妈咪，你做什么生气我？
我：你啦，什么都要玩啦！
Jordan：妈咪，我还没有长大，我是小孩子来的嘛，我和弟弟一样，是小孩子来的嘛，你不要生气我。。
Jordan：我和妈咪，公公，爸爸不一样的嘛。。。

I don't know what is the meaning of Growing Up to a kid, but to Jordan, he has the below thoughts..

Growing Up 1:
Papa and Jordan was chatting, and talking about working and earning money..
Papa: Jordan, do you know how to work and earn?
Jordan: Wait for me to grow up first..

Growing Up 2:
Jordan bored at home during his mid-term school holiday, I brought him to Sunway Pyramid, he was very happy.
Me: Jordan, Mommy bring u shopping, you happy or not?
Jordan: Mommy, when I grow up, I bring you shopping ah...

Growing Up 3:
In car, Jordan wanted to play with my smart tag, as his hand is not long enough, the toll can't scan my tag.
Me: Ask you not to play, see, now we cant pass by!
Jordan: Mommy, why you scold me?
Me: You la, everything also wants to play!
Jordan: Mommy, I am still a kid, I am like di-di, still a kid, you don't scold me..
Jordan: I am not like Mommy, papa, gong gong....

公公

接下来这个笑话都不懂是公公的笑话，还是Jordan的笑话。。
我们在吃早餐，叫公公顾两个小孩。。
Jordan：公公，你看住弟弟啊，不要看报纸看电视！
公公指着电视说：你不要看这个啊？
Jordan：我叫你不要看电视啊，你听到没有！
公公再指着电视说：你不要看这个，是不是？
Jordan：我叫你不要看电视，看着弟弟啊！哎呀！
公公没有反应。。。
Jordan不耐烦了，拾起跌在地上的玩具给弟弟玩。
哈哈哈。。

顶不顺

Jordan每次睡觉都要逼在一起和我睡。。
Jordan：妈咪，我要和你睡。
我：不要啦，你很麻烦的。
Jordan：我要喔，妈咪。。。
我：哎呀，来啦来啦，真是顶你不顺。
Jordan：妈咪，做什么你顶我不顺？
我不回答他。。
Jordan：妈咪，你顶我得顺。
哈哈哈。。。
我还是不采他。。
Jordan：妈咪，你爱我吗？
哈哈哈。。。
Jordan：妈咪，你讲啦，你顶我得顺。。
哇哈哈哈！！！
我：是啦，是啦，顶你得顺啦.

猴棗散

Jordan咳嗽了，给他西药之於，还给他一些中药，要他快快好。买了猴棗散给他吃。他不懂是什么，他什么都要问我嘛，所以一定要给他答案的。于是就拿了他吃惯的保婴丹来做比喻。
Jordan：妈咪，这是什么来的？
我：mm。。。这是保婴丹的弟弟猴棗散咯。
Jordan：哦，这是弟弟来的啊。。（他指了指他的弟弟，哈哈。。。）
第二天，我给他保婴丹。。
Jordan：妈咪，这是保婴丹的弟弟啊？
我：不是，这是保婴丹来的。
Jordan：哦，这是Jordan来的啊。。
哈哈哈。。。
吃完了，我去厨房拿了猴棗散瓶子来读它的说明。。
Jordan：妈咪，这是什么来的？
我：保婴丹的弟弟猴棗散咯。
Jordan没看过它的瓶子嘛，他不相信了。
Jordan：不是啦妈咪，这个不是保婴丹的弟弟，这个是保婴丹的公公！！
wahahahha！！！

Johor

Jordan的爸爸一个月会去Johor公干一星期。
我：Jordan，爸爸去那里了？
Jordan： 爸爸去Johor做工。
我：爸爸去Johor做什么工？
Jordan：爸爸去Johor做Tyre的工。
哈哈。。。
Jordan：妈咪，那个Tyre是什么来的？
我：那个是Lorry的Tyre咯。
Jordan：哦，是Lorry的Tyre来的啊。。那个Lorry是用Tyre来做的啊。。
不要看Jordan年纪小小，他的学习能力很强哦。尤其是在听觉那方面。听上4-5次，他就会背完全部的phonics。老师讲的话，他也时不时讲几句弄得我啼笑皆非。华语字他也十分记得，笔画生字都认得。嘻嘻。。还真的引以为荣，pai-seh pai-seh。。

Jordan's papa will go Johor for business trip one week per month.
Me: Jordan, where is papa going?
Jordan: papa go to Johor working loh..
Me: papa go Johor do what kind of work?
Jordan: papa go Johor do the Tyre work loh.
haha...
Jordan: Mommy, what kind of tyre?
Me: That one is Lorry tyre ...
Jordan: oh, Lorry tyre ah... the Lorry is made of Tyre ah...
haha...
Even though Jordan is in his 3 years+, his learning power is very strong, especially his listening skill. After listening 4-5 times, he can memorise all phonics, he sometimes will also throw some sentences that his teacher says and make us laugh. His Chinese is also very good, he can recognise many new words now. I am proud of him sometimes, hehe... pai-seh pai-seh

人物关系

得空的时候我会教Jordan家庭里及亲戚们的人物关系。
我：Jordan，弟弟是Jordan的弟弟，是妈咪的孩子。。。Jordan也是妈咪的孩子。
我：Jordan和弟弟也是爸爸的孩子。。。Jordan 是弟弟的哥哥。。
教多几次，Jordan有点乱了。
我：Jordan，弟弟是Jordan的谁？
Jordan：啊。。。弟弟是Jordan的孩子！
哈哈。。。
我：Jordan，妈咪是Jordan的谁？
Jordan：啊。。。妈咪也是Jordan的孩子！
哈哈哈！！！

When I am free, I will teach Jordan who is who in our family chart.
Me: Jordan, di-di is Jordan's di-di, is Mommy's son... Jordan is also Mommy's son.
Me: Jordan and di-di also is pa-pa's son... Jordan is di-di's gor-gor.
Jordan starts to get confused after few rounds.
Me: Jordan, who is di-di?
Jordan: ah... di-di is Jordan's son!
haha....
Me: Jordan, who is Mommy?
Jordan: ah... Mommy is also Jordan's son!
hahaha!!!!

七坐

人家说七坐八趴九发牙，恒恒在他7个月3个星期的时候终于学会了坐，还有一点像不倒翁，但也算是坐得稳。他像他哥哥一样也是慢一点才学会的，他的转身也是5个多月才学会。呵呵。。。

Julian knows how to sit in his 7 mths 3 weeks. haha... abit slow like his gor-gor. even his rolling also picked up in his 5 mths plus...

Everything to his mouth

Since young, poh-poh has started training 恒恒's motor skill by giving him thing to hold, he then will put what he holds to his mouth and bite. When he has nothing to bite, he will bite his fingers. He can put 4 fingers at 1 time into his small mouth, cool!

恒恒's rice puree

When恒恒reach his 6 mths, we feed him with rice puree, this is his first time trying rice puree. doesnt know how to eat, he mess his whole face with puree, haha... He doesnt really like it actually, may be it is sweet with the milk taste, so he rather has his milk. Thus, we make him porridge now, he like porridge more, however, he will also make noise after 3 days consercutively with porridge.. ai.. nowadays even young bb like Julian also can be very choosy, wants to eat different food everyday.

恒恒's first solid bite

恒恒 has his first solid bite for Rusks biscuit in 5 mths plus.. haha... so cute. But the doctor said it's better to feed bb with solid when they are full 6 mths, as their digest system might not mature yet, so we stopped him from eating solid after this first biscuit of him. I think he might be missing it so much, hehe..

你要我讲多少次？

Jordan每天都在学习新事物，每天都有笑话听。。
那天带他去看医生，生病咯。然后走之前叫他上厕所先。
Jordan：我刚才去了嘛。现在不要去了。
我：再去啦，等下你又说要去厕所。
Jordan：我不要去，我说我刚才去了嘛，你有听到吗？你要我讲多少次？har？你要我讲多少次？
wah lau！

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Jordan is growing now and learning many new thing everyday, many jokes to hear...
I brought him to doctor the other day, fall sick loh. Before we left, I asked him to go toilet.
Jordan: I dont want to go, I went just now already mah.
Me: You go again la, later u say u want to go toilet.
Jordan: I dont want to go, I said I went just now already mah, you hear me or now? How many times you want me to repeat? Har? How many times you want me to repeat?
Hahaha....

LV

看来我要把Jordan的笑话放去Jordan的专栏才最贴切。
Jordan喜欢跟我们说：我今天good boy了，你买sticker给我要不要？
故事又来了。。。
Jordan：妈咪，你买Ben 10 Bag 给我要不要？
我：不要啦，你有bag了嘛，要这么多bag干嘛？
Jordan：我要嘛，公公有，婆婆有，妈咪有，我要嘛。。
我：不要，你买LV Bag给妈咪先啦！
Jordan： LV Bag？？。。。 我买LV Sticker 给你要不要？
wahahahaha.... so cute!
我：不要啦，我要LV Bag，3千塊那个。
Jordan：3千塊？好啦。。。我买给你啦！
wah lau... 我的儿子好“豪”喔.. haha...还很会讨人开心哩！

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My fren ask me to translate Jordan's joke to English.. I told her it may not be joke anymore after make it to English, as he speak in Mandarin mah... ok ok, i try this, and hope it still sound funny :)

Jordan like to say: I am good boy today, you buy me Sticker la!
Here's come the story...
Jordan: Mommy, can u buy me Ben 10 Bag?
Me: no la, u have Bag already mah, why still want to buy Bag?
Jordan: gong-gong has, poh-poh has, mommy has, I also want mah...
Me: no la, unless you buy LV Bag for mommy la.
Jordan: LV Bag?.... I buy you LV Sticker want or not??
wahahaha... so cute!
Me: Dont want, I want LV Bag, worth 3k..
Jordan: 3K ah,... ok la, I buy for u la!
wah lau... Jordan so generous wor... make me so sweet and happy :)

Simple Dish

yk follow-up with me so constantly on my cooking skill, haha... she wants to know whether I do practise on and off.. But recently I have some personal thing to handle, so have not been cooking for quite a while. oh gosh... hope I still can remember how to use the wok and stuff, haha...
simple dinner for my family again with,
1) steam pork with egg 猪肉蒸蛋
2) stir fry gai-lan 炒介兰
3) sweet and sour fish 酸甜昌鱼
Luckily my marks from my family are still the same, not deteriorating... kekeke..

公公

Jordan坏蛋的时候，我们会讲要赶他出去，让他停一下不要继续顽皮。
那天他跟他的公公玩，他公公弄到他的手黑青了。他叫他的公公看。。
公公：你啦，要我和你玩，一点点不用紧啦。。
Jordan跑过来跟我投诉。
Jordan：妈咪，你看，公公弄到我的手了，你赶他出去啦！
wah lau。。。

衰仔

那天带Jordan去买吃的，等老板娘找钱等了很久。
Jordan：妈咪，我们等什么？
我：等那个auntie找钱咯，那个auntie很坏蛋咯，要我们等那么久。
Jordan：是啊？那个auntie很衰仔！
我听不清楚。。
我：什么？你说什么？
Jordan：那个auntie很衰仔啊！！

哈哈。。。

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I brought Jordan to pack some food the other day, and wait so long for the change back from the si-tao-poh.
Jordan: Mommy, what are we waiting for?
Me: wait for the auntie to give us back the change loh.. Auntie very noti, keep us waiting for so long..
Jordan: yes ah?! ... The Auntie very sui-zai!!
I didnt get him...
Me: What? What did u say?
Jordan: The Auntie very Sui-Zai ah!!!!

wahahaha.....

测验

Tracy问我，为什么我的瑜伽老师喜欢和我们讲故事，哈哈。。。 我也不会回答她，但是如果不是她那么热忱得和我们分享她的心灵学，我可不会受益呢。。
那天的瑜伽课她问了我们一个心里测验。有一天晚上，你驾车经过一个车站，看见3个人在等车。1个是病危的老太婆，1个是医生，另一个是你的梦中情人，你会载哪一个呢？
我想也不用想，当然是载老太婆啦。我在想，如果我还没结婚，我也是会载老太婆，因为生命诚可贵嘛。瑜伽老师然后给我们这心理测验的答案。最两全齐美的方法是，把车借给医生，让他载老太婆去医院，然后自己就留下来和梦中情人相聚。。
我们的一生做许多事，甚至99%的事都是为了别人，为家人，为朋友，为亲人。。。努力赚钱为了家人的将来，煮顿美味的佳肴为了家人，赴汤蹈火为了兄弟。。。但为了自己呢，又做了什么？人要懂得爱自己才更会爱别人。为自己做些事吧。

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My yoga teacher gave us a test. One day you pass by a bus stand, and there are 3 people waiting for bus, and you could take one, who would you send? A Doctor, a very sick old lady, and your dream lover.

Immediately I choose to send the sick lady. If I m not married, I will still have the same answer. Teacher gives us the answer. The right answer should be: Borrow your car to the Doctor, so that he could send the sick old lady to hospital, and you stay behind with the dream lover.

Many things we do are for somebody. Cook a delicious meal for our family, save up what we earn for our kids, extra money put aside for parents or siblings.. Have we ever thought of ourselves? What did we do for ourselves? Love yourself so that you can love others. Love yourself more from today!

坏蛋的Jordan

Jordan放学回家跟我们讲他的Teacher打他。
我：Teacher打你那里，一定是你很坏蛋啦，所以Teacher才打你嘛。
我：你不要那么坏蛋啊，等下Teacher不要你了。
Jordan：不是Teacher不要我，是我不要她！

wah lah。。。

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Jordan came back from school and told me his Teacher beat him.
Me: Where did Teacher beat u? U must be very noti la, that's y Teacher beat u.
Me: You dont be so noti ah, later Teacher dont want u!
Jordan: NOT Teacher dont want me, I dont want Teacher ah!

孔子

战国时代，兵荒马乱，孔子带了几个他的学徒四处逃跑。他们已缺乏食物，他的学生便外出寻找食物给他吃。找了很久，只找到一小碗的米，于是这位学生便煮给孔子吃。
孔子无意中看见这位学生打开锅子吃了一口饭，他不开心这位学徒那么不诚实，于是想了个办法来试他。当这学生把饭给他时，孔子说现在我要拿这碗饭去拜祖仙，那位学生赶快说不能，因为他吃了一口。孔子认为这学生还有药可救。学生继续说：刚才我打开锅子时，不小心把饭弄脏了，我不舍得丢掉，于是把那口肮脏的饭吃了。。
所以说，有时亲眼看到的也未必是真的，一定要问清楚，别害了人也害了自己。

P for Parrot

我为了要Jordan更容易记得alphabet，我用图片的方式，他会更容易进脑，例如 A for Apple。。
那天我切橙给他吃，他吃到皮，然后他说：mommy，我吃到皮，P for Parrot 那个皮。
哈哈。。。

Finish

Jordan放学回家还剩很多食物，我叫他吃完它。他不要。。。
Jordan：I don't want eat, children u finish it la...
他学他的teacher讲话。
我：我是mommy啦，什么children。
Jordan：mommy，你finish了它啊，不如我会骂你的啊！
wah lau。。

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Jordan came back from kindi and left with so much food, I asked him to finish it. He doesnt want.
Jordan: I dont want eat, children u finish it la...
He imitate his Teacher.
Me: I am Mommy la, not Children..
Jordan: Mommy, u finish it la, otherwise I will scold you ah!
wah...

大便

今天载Jordan去上学，差不多到kindi了，他和我说他要大便。
我：就要到school了Jordan，去school ng-ng 啦。
Jordan一脸忧愁，快要哭了：不要不要，我要去别的地方 ng-ng。
我：到school了，去那边 ng-ng 啦！
Jordan：不要，school的大便桶大大的，我不会 ng-ng。。。
哈哈。。。。在家我们给他用那种小孩的 wc，所以他不敢用普通的 wc，他怕会跌下来。好凄凉的小孩，要赶快训练他用，不然以后他要大便也要忍到放学回家，真惨。

执着的蜜蜂

瑜伽老师又来和我们的心灵补习。

把两个玻璃瓶打横放，瓶口打开，瓶底开灯照住玻璃瓶。一个瓶里放了一堆蜜蜂，另一个瓶里放了一堆苍蝇。蜜蜂们朝着灯光的方向飞去，碰到了瓶底，还是不断得飞过去，直到撞死为止。放了苍蝇的玻璃瓶，苍蝇也是朝着灯光的方向飞，但苍蝇碰到了瓶底，就往别的方向飞，撞到瓶身再往别的方向飞，一直飞到开了的瓶口，然后飞出去。

我们做人就好像蜜蜂，有时很执着，明明知道是不对的，也不反醒，执着的往前冲。应该像苍蝇那样，用不同的方法，总会飞得出去，而不用停在原地不能前进。

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Lay down 2 bottles, leave the cap opened, and light up the bottom of the bottle. Put some bees in one bottle, and put some flies into the other one.

All the bees fly to the light direction until they hit the bottom of the bottle, they will keep hitting until they die. The flies will fly to the light direction too, when they hit the bottom, they will try another direction, until they fly out from the bottle.

We are the bees, stubborn most of the time, we wont change even though we knew it’s wrong. We should act like the fly, try different approach, and manage to fly out from the bottle one day.

生气的事

一班学生问教授怎样可以放下他们生气的事。教授要他们拿个带子去河边拾石头，一粒石头代表一件生气的事，学生们照着做。一天又一天的过去，一位学生跟教授说他的带子很重，于是教授要他放下自己的带子，他轻松多了。
每一件你生气的事就像一粒石头，每一天你都把它们放在心上，就像沉重的石头压住自己一样，为什么不把它们放下呢？
瑜伽老师，你真的是我的良师益友！

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A group of students asked their lecturer how to let go of their anger. The lecturer asked them to take a big bag and pick some stones at the river side. Each stone will represent something you despise... After a few days, a student came to the lecturer and claimed that his bag was very heavy, and the lecturer asked him to put down the bag, and he feels released instantly.

Anything that irk you is like a stone to you, if you kept them in your heart is like putting all the stones onto your body. Let go all your anger and things that annoying you, you will be released and happier.

Kangaroo

婆婆帮弟弟冲凉，然后Jordan在看。婆婆指着弟弟的bird bird讲：Jordan，你看，弟弟也有bird bird的。
Jordan指着自己的衣服说：婆婆，我有Kangaroo！！！
哈哈哈！！！

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Poh-poh took bath for di-di, Jordan was watching, then poh-poh pointed at di-di's bird bird and said: Jordan, u see, di-di also got bird bird wan..
Jordan pointed at his own tee and said: poh-poh, I got Kangaroo!!!
hahahaha....

没时停

Jordan放学回来，我问他：Jordan, teacher say u good boy or not?
Jordan: No....teacher say NO TALKING.
.....hahahaha......
我：为什么Teacher叫你 No Talking.
Jordan:因为我没时停嘛。。
哈哈哈。。。。

Sorry

Jordan善于运用我教他的东西在我身上。
我那天不小心打到他的脸，他问我：Mommy，你做什么打我？
我：不是啦，我不小心而已啦。
Jordan：哦，你不小心啊？。。。。Mommy，你讲sorry to Jordan 啦！
。。。。。。。。我平时是这样教他的。。。。。。。。。。。
我：sorry 啦Jordan，mommy不小心的。
Jordan: mm....That's ok!

wah lau!!!

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Jordan like to use what I teach him back on me...
I hit on his face accidentally the other day, he said: Mommy, y u beat me?
Me: no la, mommy not purposely wan la..
Jordan: oh... not purposely wan ah?... Mommy, you say Sorry to Jordan la!
Me: sorry la Jordan, mommy not purposely wan..
Jordan:mm... that's ok !!
wahahaha....

猎狗和兔子的故事

今天瑜伽老师说了个猎狗和兔子的故事。
一个猎人他养了一只跑得很快的猎狗，他很骄傲，每次都带它去打猎。有一天，他看见一只兔子，然后他叫猎狗赶快去抓它。半小时后，猎狗回来却没抓到兔子，于是猎人责怪它跑得不够快，它的腿比兔子长那么多，为什么会比兔子慢。猎狗说：主人你不能这样说，我跑那么快只是为了要寻找我的午餐，但兔子是为了它的生命而逃跑，它一定会跑得很快。
这故事要传达的意义是，我们不能用自己的标准来衡量其他人，每个人都有他自己的生活模式，想法，及不同的人生观。当我们把自己放在别人的立场去着想时，那我们将会更体谅他人，而自己也会变得更开心。

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A hunter brought his dog for hunting one day, he saw a rabbit and ask his dog to chase for it. After quite awhile, the dog came back with nothing. The hunter was angry and commented that the dog has longer legs but failed to hunt the rabbit. However the dog answered: Yes, my legs are longer, but the rabbit would run faster than I could, as he needs to save his life…

The moral of this story is to remind us not to evaluate others by our own judgement, as everyone is brought up differently with different value and principle. Put yourself in others’ shoe, and you will understand others and be more considerate.

Color

今天给Jordan学color。用家里的东西来教他color。他的水壶是蓝色，我教他Blue Color。。
过了一个午觉醒来，我再问他：Jordan，你的水壶是什么color？
Jordan：啊。。。是水壶color！

考试

Jordan小小的4岁kindi就要考试了。5月中将是他的大日子。。他连 A 到 Z 都还认不完，还说要考华语及数学，真的是太激进了吧。。
我很担心他会拿个零分回来，我知道他的程度到那里。于是每天要他背ABC，学写字，那么小的年纪，他真的很懒惰学写字，有时写到趴在桌子上，我有时生气到把他恶骂一顿，还会打他的手。。其实我的心里很难过，那么小的孩子就要有那么沉重的压力，但如果现在不开始监督他，以后他的功课将会愈来愈重，他不是更难追上吗？但另一边厢，我又担心他这么小就有那么大的压力，以后会不会对读书有恐惧感呢？
做母亲很难，时时刻刻要担心孩子，担心他的健康，他的安全，现在那么小，就要担心他的学业，真的是养儿一百岁，长忧九十九。。。反过来想，做小孩不是更难吗？小小年纪就要上kindi，还要学写字考试，不如就追不上别人，赶不上社会的节奏，看来是幸福的表面，但比起我们过去那一代，还在吃喝玩乐，通山跑，无忧无虑，我们才是最幸福啊！

Dinner Again

Prepared dinner for my family again. comment is GOOD. Mom said she can rest, ask me to cook for them next time :)

Dinner 1:
1) Potato pork 荷兰蜀猪肉
2) Stir fry choy-dam 清炒菜胆
3) Fry fu-gua with egg 苦瓜炒蛋

Dinner 2:
1) Fry siu-york 炒烧肉
2) Stir fry yao-mak with fu-yee 腐乳炒油-mak
3) Steam ginger chong-yee 姜蒸昌鱼
4) Tofu top with fried onion 葱油豆腐

潜意识

瑜伽老师教我们怎样运用潜意识，因为潜意识占了我们意识的95%。如果我们的下意识和潜意识能配合运用的话，那我们的生活将会更美满。
到底潜意识是什么？打个比例，你开始学驾车，学怎样踩油换牙门，那是你的下意识教你要怎么做。当你已会驾车了，你一路驾车，一路想东西，然后回到家，那是你的潜意识在驾车。你告诉自己不要打孩子，下意识你一直提醒自己，但最后你做不到，因为你不会控制自己的潜意识。
我也有一个刚刚发生的例子。本来刚才冲凉不想洗头，但忘了带浴帽，开了水就把头发冲湿，哈哈。。潜意识没有戴浴帽就是洗头嘛！
她说要锻炼自己用潜意识，那生活将会更开心。首先，静坐在地上，把眼睛合上，深呼吸，头脑放空。。开始想自己妈妈的样子，看到她，第一句要和她讲什么话，对她的情绪是怎样的？是感恩，是爱，是气恼，是愤怒，还是什么。。然后到爸爸。。再到丈夫。。最后是自己。。如果在你脑海里出现的都是负面的情绪，你的生活将是很有问题的，要好好对症下药。。每天这样练习，你将会愈来愈会运用你的潜意识在你的生活里。

Emily

Jordan不能记得他同学的名字。于是昨天我用他爱看的carton Thomas & Friends 里的火车名字来教他。
我：Jordan，你知道吗？坐在你隔壁的同学，她的名字叫Emily。那个Thomas carton里的Emily。
Jordan：是啊?她叫Emily啊？。。。妈咪，我叫Thomas！
Oh My God！
我：不是啦，你叫Jordan。她叫Emily
Jordan：不是，我叫Thomas！
他以为我和他玩role play，真是气我不死！！应该用什么方法来教他呢?

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Jordan cannot remember his classmate's name. I use the charactor's name in his favoraite cartoon Thomas & Friends to teach him.
Me: Jordan, u know or not? your classmate sitting next to u is Emily. The Emily in Thomas & friends, u remember or not?
Jordan: isit? her name is Emily ah? .... Mommy, I am Thomas!
OMG!
Me: no la! your name is Jordan! Her name is Emily!
Jordan: no la! I am Thomas!!
He thought I am playing role play with him...

下腹运动

上回讲到做肚腩运动，这次瑜伽老师教我们专注收我们的下腹，很容易，就把那提高了90度的双脚，放下到45度，能撑多久就多久吧。如果你做不到的话，那你的下腹已没有力了。快快唤醒你懒惰的下腹肌肉吧！

Dinner - 2nd Attempt

My bestEST fren will constantly ask me what have I learned in my cooking.. wah lau this really stress me up... ok ok, fren, this is my 2nd chance in preparing my family a dinner, but with 2 dishes, as mom has cooked the g-geok in the afternoon.

1) fry chong-yee
2) stir fry cabbage with pork

I know I know this is as easy as ABC, but start from simple dish ya.. :P

Fruit Salad

Sunday my mil brought over apples and pears, knowing that we are not a big eater in fruits, might as well make them to salad, I also put in the left-over tomato cherry. yummy... we managed to finish it. haha..

Tuna Avacado Toast

Thanks to yk again for the tuna's recipe: tuna in water, mayo, salt, black pepper, but I did not put lemon, as my family dont like it. Jordan likes tuna more than the egg mayo, haha.... and I did this Tuna Avacado Toast, hubby likes it so much, he rates 8 out of 10 marks. YES!!

Egg Mayo

I told my bestEST fren, Jordan likes to eat egg, half boil or hard boil. But not fry or other methods. She teach me to do him egg mayo sandwich, ingredients: hard boil egg, mayo, salt, black pepper, easy... Thanks yk for it, but Jordan doesn't like it. He still prefer the original boil egg :( end up, mom and me finish everything. haha...

加杯 Increase Your Cup Size

健谈的Massage Parlor老板娘又来了，她教我怎样增加自己的罩杯喔。她说啊，林志玲或徐若萱也是这样按摩的。
身体倾斜45度，从你的手臂开始，把肉一直往上推，一路推到胸部，每天至少做100下，久而久之，你就feel到自己的罩杯要加一加咯，恭喜恭喜！！我想这推一推不但可以加杯，就连bye-bye肉也会结实。
YES，努力吧，姐妹们！！

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I went to urut, this lady boss of the massage parlor is very funny and nice to talk with. she teach me how to massage for a bigger cup size, many artists do the same in order to have their firmer and bigger breast.
Bend your body to 45 degree, start pushing your 'meat' from your arm all the way to your breast, repeat at least 100 times, do it everyday ya. You will feel you need a bigger cup size after some times. congratulation!!
I think this massage will not only increase the cup size, even can get rid of the bye-bye meat at the arm area. YES, be hard working my jee-mui!!

变大

当Jordan要这要那，我们习惯和他讲：等你大了先，我才给你。。。

那天他爸爸和他玩，然后和他讲：Jordan，爸爸睡你的床可以吗？

Jordan：不可以，等你小了先，你才可以睡。。

哈哈哈哈。。。

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When Jordan request for something, we like to say: When u become Big Boy, I will give u...
His father was playing with him the other day, and said: Jordan, papa sleep on your bed can or not?
Jordan: cannot, when u become Small Boy, then u can sleep...
wahahaha....

女人唔易做

我朋友介绍我去做urut，那massage parlor 的老板娘很搞笑，很健谈。和我谈天说地，说到了生孩子及瘦身的话题。。。她说。。

现在的女人真命苦，没得生，老公又不要你。生了太肥，老公也不要你。要出去赚钱帮补家计，回家还要照顾孩子做家务，老公又帮不上什么忙。好一点，不用去做工的，又要看老公脸色。要给回脸色老公看，他又说要去‘包二奶’。要和你鱼水之欢，你不给他，他又去偷吃。真的是女人唔易做啊！

哈哈。。。老板娘啊老板娘，你可真说得一点也不错。女人啊女人，你处于这年代，可真的没办法，要忍耐忍耐咯！男人啊男人，请别招摇过市，你总有报应的一天。正所为“人在做，天在看”，你可要当心哦！

Dr. Feel Good

不是帮Benefit打广告，但他们真的有些很不错的产品，例如我近期开始用的Dr Feel Good。它是控制脸部油脂的产品，在防晒后化妆前使用，效果很好。我的T-Zone出油很厉害，尤其是化妆后，我看那些油可以拿来煎蛋，哈哈。。但用了Dr Feel Good后，一点问题也没有了，不再为脸油油而烦恼。不骗你，女人我最大也有介绍过这产品。

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I am not the spokeperson of Benefit. But I really like some of their products, this is another one that I like so so so much - Dr. Feel Good. It is an oil control product for face, apply after sun block and before your make-up. I have a T-zone oily face, especially after make-up. I kept using oil blotter but the oil will come back very fast. Ever since I use this product, I do not have this problem anymore. I should have used this product much earlier...

Speedy 30 with Strap

My bestEST fren told me Speedy come out with new model, now it can be carried as sling bag. I logon to the LV website, wah lau... tos who has got your Speedy 30 in Idylle might be regretted. as now the bag come in long strap, more functional, and can be carried for more occasion. The model in the website who carries it, looks so smart and chic... jee-mui, for tos of u thinking to get a Speedy, should try this..